When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion,…

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm,…

Woman goes to see a doctor about her bed private problem. Doctor listens to her, nods sagely where appropriate and then tells her to undress. Woman is…

Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to piss so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One uses her underclothes to wipe herself,…

A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another…