Funny Joke ‣ I Have What You’ll Never Get

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better.

Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!”

The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying.

A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face.

She drops her pants and says,

“My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”

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