The teacher said,
“Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”Little Johnny
raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided …
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big
she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the…
A young, extremely perky woman gets into an elevator with an older man… The woman smiles broadly and says, “TGIF”! The man slowly turns to her and…
Daughter: Dad, I have a flat tire! Dad: Can’t you call your husband? Daughter: I tried, he didn’t answer. Dad: Do you have a spare? Daughter: He…
So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in…
Introduction to Agate Burnishers
Paddy calls his wife from the hospital. Paddy says, “Honey, I had an accident at work.” His wife replies, “Oh my God, what happened?” Paddy says, “I…