The teacher said,
“Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”Little Johnny
raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided …
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big
she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
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