One Day A Man Walked Into A Sporting Goods Store

My brother in law said he wanted to wrestle it and take a picture afterwards.  So he crept right up to it, until they were face to face, nose to nose, eye to eye, tooth to tooth.

The giant croc stretched its massive jaws preparing to take a bite out of my brother in law.

Naturally I couldn’t let that happen so I raised my rifle and shot him, shot him right between the eyes.”

“Amazing”, said the man.

“Yeah and I had this fancy belt made after I got back to our camp.”

“Oh wow! So the belt is genuine crocodile skin?”

“No, genuine brother in law”

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