Give Me Some Of That Aids Stuff!

Then the Italian said, “Just hang me.” (Snap, he was dead.)

Then the Redneck said, “Give me some of that AIDS stuff.” They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing

The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Redneck said, “Give me another one of those shots,” so the guards did.

Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over

Finally the warden said, “What is wrong with you?”

The Redneck replied, “You guys are so stupid…..I’m wearing a condom!”

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