Old Man In Bar Propositioned By A Young Woman

“I’ll do anything you’d like

Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game

I want 100 dollars, and there’s another condition”.

Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.

She replies, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman

He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 ten-dollar bills in her outstretched hand.

He then looks her square in the eye, and says slowly and clearly:

“Paint my house.”

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