Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the isles, trying to get a look at the new stewardess.
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane.
She’s so embarrassed that she tries to run to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady’s bag and falls on her face.
The old lady leans over and says: “No need to hurry, dear. He’s gonna take a sh!t first.”
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Introduction to Agate Burnishers
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