The Snail And The Dung Beetle

Once, a long, long time ago, in a small village just outside of some place you’ve never heard of, there was quite a stir amongst the villagers. The villagers, you see, wanted to schedule a race so that they could support their compulsive gambling habits, but could not find their two main contestants, the tortoise and the hare, and were forced to search for replacements.

Nobody in the village was willing to race, because they all wanted to bet on it and get drunk during the race.

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