Months pass, then years. Finally, the dad comes back looking tired.
The mom asks him what happened and he said that all three of them were fishing one day and Towards had caught a hold of a big fish on his rod. Since the fish was so strong, it carried Towards away. The mom said, “Oh, what a horrible, cruel fish!” The dad said, “Yeah, you should’ve seen the one that got Away.”
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