6.Ask a person in the stall next to you for a tampon.
7.Roll a roll of toilet paper all the way down the row of stalls.
8.For women, stand in front of the toilet.
9.Scream ‘Ohh it burns!’ as you use the bathroom.
10.Lock the door from the inside, sound frustrated that you can’t get out, then crawl under the door, getting as dirty as possible and complain to the manager that the door is faulty.
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