The interpreter told them what he had said and one of the thugs pulled out a 38 revolver and stuck it in the collector’s ear. He told the interpreter to ask the collector about the money again. The interpreter asked.
The collector signed back, “It’s in a tree stump in Central Park 50 yards east of the main fountain!”
The interpreter tells the thugs, “He said he still doesn’t know what your talking about and you don’t have the guts to pull that trigger!”
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