“Genie is it? Alright so, I want you to build a wall between Wales and England, keep the English out!”
The English guy goes next, with a wry smile, “Right then, I want you to build a wall ALL the way around England,
keep EVERYONE out!” The Scots guy is last and thinks for a minute, “Oi pal!” he say’s to the English guy “
How lanky is this wall o’ yers?” “100ft, chap, no one’s getting across”,
say’s the English guy, smugly. “Aye, so Genie, A’ve made up ma mynd, Flood it!”
Married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?”…
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