The husband is furious and tells the maid “I want you to go into my desk, get my , and sho** the both of them”
The husband hears the gunshots and the maid returns to the phone, telling him she shot both of them.
The husband says, “Now I want you to take both bodies and throw them into the pool”
The maid says, “What pool???”
The husband says, “Is this 387-6476?”
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So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in…
Introduction to Agate Burnishers
Paddy calls his wife from the hospital. Paddy says, “Honey, I had an accident at work.” His wife replies, “Oh my God, what happened?” Paddy says, “I…
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm…. ‘I’d like to buy a horth’ he says. What sort of horse?’, said the owner. ‘A female…
Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married. Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?! Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I…