Ten Things To Do In A Public Bathroom
6.Ask a person in the stall next to you for a tampon. 7.Roll a roll of toilet paper all the way down the row of stalls. 8.For…
The Burned Ears
“But how the heck did you burn the other ear?” The doctor asked. “They called back.”
The Genie And The Wannabe
A man was walking down the beach when he found a bottle. He picks up the bottle, and a genie comes out. The genie says that he…
The Snail And The Dung Beetle
Once, a long, long time ago, in a small village just outside of some place you’ve never heard of, there was quite a stir amongst the villagers….
Two Arkansans Meet On A Dusty, Country Road…
Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road. One of them is carrying a big bag, labeled chickens. “Chickens, eh?” says his friend. “Hey, if I guess…
Church
A little girl and her mother are at church when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in the…
Dead Donkey
A reverend awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he had…
Fly, Soup, The Usual
A diner yelled out, “Waiter! What’s this fly doing in my soup?” After taking a close look at the soup, CLICK HERE AND CONTINUE READING >>
Homework
A mother sees her son watching television and says, “Jimmy! I thought I told you to do the dishes after you do your homework! Why are you…
Jack Falls Apart
Two men were talking about a friend who had recently passed away.2 “By the time Jack died, he had a transplanted heart, a plastic hip joint, a…