Wife had delivered twins
The husband was horrified “But, but, Joe is an idiot! Oh no! What did he name them?” The wife answered, “We have a girl and a boy…
A Teenage Boy Goes To Church To Confess His Sins
“I cannot say.” “Was it Lisa O’Shanter?” “I’ll never tell.” “Was it Cathy O’Dell?” “I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.” “Was it Fiona Mallory?” “My lips…
These three sons compete over who got their mother the best present
Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: “Milton,” she wrote the first son, “The house you built is so huge. I live in only one…
A Jumbo Jet Is Just Coming Into The Toronto. This Will Make You Go ROFL.
Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the isles, trying to get a look at the new stewardess. Meanwhile, the new…
TWO MONKEYS AND A BLONDE
“I’d be happy to,” said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde’s car and carefully strapped into their seat…
after the honeymoon.
You probably should consider selling your Harley and all that welding equipment; they take up so much of your time. And that gun collection and fishing gear,…
The funny story of how men age…
“Hooters.” “Why?” “The food is pretty good and there’s plenty of parking.” “OK.” At age 62 they meet again. After a round of golf, one says, “Where…
A Woman Hide Under Bed To Check Her Husband
After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone. “She’s finally gone…yeah I know, about bloody time, I’m coming…
79 year old man gets naked when his wife doesn’t notice his cowboy boots
Again he asked Mildred, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?” Mildred looked up at his naked body and exclaimed, “George, you know what, nothing…
Two couples were playing cards.
She said “You can have it, but it will cost you $100.” After a minute or two, John indicates that he is interested. She tells him that…