Artist: “okay, whatever you want then. Let’s take a look at art the art book to see if there is something you want.” Old lady: “I already…

Ruth said, “That sounds easy enough. I can do that.” The doctor ran into Ruth a couple of weeks later and asked whether their plan had worked….

The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she…

Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. ‘Now,’ he says, ‘lift your left leg,’ so I asked, ‘What, am I suppose to…

His son is also at the table, eating. Bill asks, “Son, what happened last night?” His son says, “Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and…

“Go home, find yourself a cherry bomb, light it up, and put it in a beer can. Then hold the can up to your ear and count…

“I’m afraid I agree”, said the priest and then he added hesitantly, “Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you mind…

Then the Redneck said, “Give me some of that AIDS stuff.” They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing. The guards looked at each…

Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. “How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather trustingly. “Well,”…