A man gets a job
So the manager read the receipt it came to almost $180,000. He started to read the list of things ,fishing rods. Tackle bait. A boat, a trailer,…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding
but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she…
An elderly couple decides to live
So the old man starts eating his half-burger and his half-order of fries– but his wife is sitting there, not eating her share of the food. One…
Little Johnny doing Math
The teacher, becoming slightly frustrated, tries a different way: “let’s try another example. If I gave you 3 oranges, then another 3 oranges, and then again another…
The new maid
The husband is furious and tells the maid “I want you to go into my desk, get my , and sho** the both of them” The husband…
A Scottish man find a lamp
“Genie is it? Alright so, I want you to build a wall between Wales and England, keep the English out!” The English guy goes next, with a…
70-Year-Old Widow Posts A Newspaper Ad To Find A Husband
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in…
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning
“Why not?” “Well, I’ll give you three pretty good reasons why I’m not going. First of all, the church is cold in the morning. It’s just cold….
Seven Cats
Johnny: “Six.” Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven!” Teacher: “Johnny,…
An Elderly Man Wants A Job.
“Have you no brain? Tree plus tree plus tree makes nine.” Says the old man. “Fair enough.” Says the boss. “Here’s your second question. Use the same…