A Blonde Guy walks into a bar

A Blonde Guy walks into a bar very down on himself.

As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?”

The Blonde Guy replies, “well I’ve got these two horses sniff, sniff, and well… I can’t tell them apart.

I don’t know if I’m mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods.”

The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries to think of something he can do.

“Why don’t you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?”

The man stops crying and says, “that sounds like a good idea, I think I’ll try it.”

A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was before.

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