A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and
asked for her ticket, she told the blonde,”I’m sorry. Your ticket isn’t for first class. Could
you please move to your seat.” The blonde replied,”Im blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m
going to New York.” The attendant said,”That’s fine miss, but you’ll have to go to your
seat.” The blonde responded again, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New York.”
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