Daughter found a boyfriend

Mr. Evans discovered that her daughter found a boyfriend.   Being a protective father that he is, he starts interrogating her about the mystery guy. “Did he…

A boy is about to go on his first date

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.   He asks his father for advice. The father…

Two old ladies in a museum

Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated.   When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second,…

A mail from neighbor

A man walks into his office box on a Monday morning.   He checks his e-mails and sees one from his neighbor. it reads, “Do you have…

3 nuns die at the same time

In a terrible car accident, 3 nuns die at the same time.   They all appear in front of the gates of Heaven to meet Saint Peter….

An old man is laying in bed

An old man is laying in bed, he only has a day or two left.   He wakes up to the smell of his favorite thing in…

A husband and wife are shopping

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.   The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. ‘What do…

A man is riding desert on a donkey

A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey.   He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He…

Three desperately ill men

Three desperately ill men go to their doctor seeking help.   One is and alcoholic, One is a chain smoker and the other is gay. The doctor…

My kid and I were in public restroom

My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena,   after looking to the man using the urinal to his right,…