One day a big sweaty woman walks into bar
One day this big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit…
A married couple never fight in 25 years
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in…
A elderly couple were killed in an accident
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. “Here is your ocean-side condo, over there…
BLIND COWBOY WALKS INTO A BIKER BAR AND BRAVELY TELLS A JOKE
What’s your preferred style of humor? It’s likely that our tastes in jokes vary, but there’s also a common thread that many of us can appreciate. Blonde…
There’s Only One Way You Can Go Back
Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.He awoke before the…
A man returns home early from work
A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting. “What are you doing?” the man…
Two old men sitting on a park bench
Two old men were sitting on a park bench watching the young women jog by. One jogger stops and gets upset at the attention. “Just who are…
My Teacher Wants to See You
A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how much…
Bill wakes up with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table….
A poor man told his wife
A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa. A…