Joke: The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary

Alice received a parrot as a gift.

The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was profanity; those that weren’t profanity were, to say the least, rude.

Alice tried to change the bird’s attitude by constantly saying polite words and playing soft music, anything she could think of. Nothing worked.

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