I’m starting to doubt my marriage

A rich man, after 50 years of marriage, once looked at his wife and said:

– 50 years ago, we had a small house and an old car.

We slept on the couch and watched a small black-and-white TV, but every night I went to bed with a beautiful 19-year-old girl.

Now I have a huge expensive house, many expensive cars, a huge bed in a luxurious bedroom, and a wide-screen color TV,

but I share a bed with a 69-year-old woman. I’m starting to doubt my marriage.

His wife suggested:

-You can find yourself a 19-year-old girl,

and I will make sure that you live again in a small house, sleep on a sagging sofa, and watch black-and-white TV.

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