A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.
His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?”“Yes,” sighs the husband.She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago,and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”“My God!” says the wife.“Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?”
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In a whimsical turn of events, a man arrives home to discover his wife packing for Las Vegas, divulging that she can earn $500 for tasks she…
A businessman got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” He smiled at her and…
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