This man goes to confession and says, , “Forgive me rather for I have sinned.” The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins and the man replies that he used the “F-word” over the weekend The priest says, , “Oh okay, just say three Hail Marys and try to watch your language.”
The man replies that he would like to contess as to why he said the “F-word”. “. The priest sighs and tells him to continue. Well father I played golf on Sunday with my buddies instead of going to church. The priest says, “And you got upset over that and swore?” The man replied, “No, that wasn’t why I swore. On the first tee I duck-hooked my drive welleft into the trees. The priest said, “And that’s when you swore.” The man replied, a little testily because of the constant interruptions, “No, it wasn’t. When I walked up the fairway, I noticed my ball got a lucky
