A guy and his girlfriend have been dating for three years

A guy and his girlfriend have been dating for three years. With no s** They decided to marry. Two week before the wedding a guy leads his girlfriend to her home. They go into the stairwell of her apartment building. The guy: – Darling, please, let’s have s** , right here in the stairwell, I can’t wait any longer. Only two weeks are left to the wedding, this won’t change anything. Please,

I want it so much. – Sorry, no, and I have three reasons: 1. If you have managed to wait for Please, I want it so much. – Sorry, no, and I have three reasons: 1. If you have managed to wait for three years, you’ll easily deal with two more weeks. 2. If anyone would see us making love in the stairwell, this would ruin everything. 3. I still feel terrible backache after s** in the stairwell.

 

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