A Doctor And His Wife Were Having A Big Argument At Breakfast. He Shouted At Her, “You Aren’t So Good In Bed Either!” Then Stormed Off To Work. By Mid-Morning, He Decided He’d Better Make Amends And Called Home. “
What Took You So Long To Answer?” He Asked. “I Was In Bed,” She Replied. “What Were You Doing In Bed This Late?” “Getting A Second Opinion
Daughter: Dad, I have a flat tire! Dad: Can’t you call your husband? Daughter: I tried, he didn’t answer. Dad: Do you have a spare? Daughter: He…
So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in…
Introduction to Agate Burnishers
Paddy calls his wife from the hospital. Paddy says, “Honey, I had an accident at work.” His wife replies, “Oh my God, what happened?” Paddy says, “I…
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm…. ‘I’d like to buy a horth’ he says. What sort of horse?’, said the owner. ‘A female…
Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married. Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?! Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I…