A Blonde Suspects That Her Boyfriend Is Cheating On Her, So She Goes Out And Buys A Gun. She Goes To His Apartment That Same Day, With The Gun In Hand.
Sure Enough, When She Opens The Door,She Finds Her Boyfriend In The Arms Of A Redhead. She Points The Gun At Her Boyfriend At Stares Him Down For A Moment. Then, Suddenly, She’s Overcome With Grief, So She Puts The Gun Up To The Side Her Head.
Her Boyfriend Screams, “Honey, Don’t Do It…” The Blonde , Yells Back, “Shut Up! You’re Next!”
Daughter: Dad, I have a flat tire! Dad: Can’t you call your husband? Daughter: I tried, he didn’t answer. Dad: Do you have a spare? Daughter: He…
So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in…
Introduction to Agate Burnishers
Paddy calls his wife from the hospital. Paddy says, “Honey, I had an accident at work.” His wife replies, “Oh my God, what happened?” Paddy says, “I…
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm…. ‘I’d like to buy a horth’ he says. What sort of horse?’, said the owner. ‘A female…
Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married. Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?! Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I…