A drunk man walks into the bedroom and oblivious to his wife and her lover goes to bed. After a while he wakes up, looks down and sees 6 feet. He asks his wife: There must be 4 feet.
Why am I seeina 6 feet? His wife says: no you are wrong. Get out of bed and look again. Husband does it and says: “oh you are right honey. There are 4 feet.” Then goes back to bed and sleeps.
Daughter: Dad, I have a flat tire! Dad: Can’t you call your husband? Daughter: I tried, he didn’t answer. Dad: Do you have a spare? Daughter: He…
So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in…
Introduction to Agate Burnishers
Paddy calls his wife from the hospital. Paddy says, “Honey, I had an accident at work.” His wife replies, “Oh my God, what happened?” Paddy says, “I…
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm…. ‘I’d like to buy a horth’ he says. What sort of horse?’, said the owner. ‘A female…
Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married. Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?! Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I…