A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner. DAD: Son, where were you today during school? SON: At school robot slaps son SON: Ok, I went to the movies. DAD:
Which one? SON: Toy Story robot slaps son again SON: Ok, it was A Day with a P**n Star.DAD: WHAT?! When I was your age, I didn’t even know what p*n was. *Robot slaps dad МОМ: HAHA!! After all he is your son, Robot slaps mom
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