A Stupid Answer For A Stupid Question (Funny Story)

My mother always told me,‘Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.’he cops walked up to my car,

‘Would you like to step out of the car?”I said,The teacher addresses a student and asks him:“How many kidneys do we have?”“Four!,” The backbencher student responds.Four? Haha.”The teacher was one of those who took pleasure in picking on his students’ mistakes and demoralizing them.“Bring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room,” the teacher orders a frontbencher.”“And for me a coffee!”, the backbencher student added.The teacher was angry and kicked the student out of the room.Leaving the class, the student still had the audacity to correct the furious teacher: “You asked me how many kidneys‘ we have.”“We have four: two of mine and two of yours. ‘We have’ is an expression used for the plural. Enjoy the grass.”LOL!!

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