Little Johnny farts in the classroom

Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing. The principal walks by and sees him. He asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?” “I

farted in class and the teacher threw me out.” The principal asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?” “Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”

Related Posts

My Husband’s Christmas Gift Turned My Life Upside Down

Lisa is a doctor, and her husband, Nick, is a freelance designer, which makes her the primary breadwinner. But when Nick gave Lisa her Christmas present, it…

13 People Who Made This World Better With Kindness

They claim that true heroes don’t wear capes and insteadappear to be ordinary people. They just do good actions without expecting anything in return. This hero may…

Linda Inherits Grandma’s Old Clocks & Greedy Brother Gets House, Turns Out She Got Almost $200K – Story of the Day

A greedy brother inherits a house and mocks his younger sister, who only gets five rusty old clocks from their late grandmother. Little did they know about…

Before Disembarking Plane, Pilot Notices Last Passenger inside Who Is a Carbon Copy of Him – Story of the Day

Before disembarking the plane he had just landed, Captain Edward Blair noticed a lone man on the plane who refused to leave. Upon looking clearly, he realized…

Measuring Cup Clued Me into My Husband Cheating with My Best Friend – Wait till You Hear about My Revenge

What started as an innocent dinner party for my husband, me, and my best friend turned into a gripping tale of betrayal and long-running cheating! A measuring…

Devastated After Burying My Wife, I Took My Son on Vacation – My Blood Ran Cold When He Said, ‘Dad, Look, Mom’s Back!’

Imagine burying a loved one, only to see them alive again. When my son spotted his “dead” mother on our beach vacation, I couldn’t believe my eyes….

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *