Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office immediately.Little Johnny: Yes, sir! Boss: Little Johnny, I noticed you arguing with the customer who just left. I’ve told you before that the customer is always right.
Do you understand? Little Johnny: Yes, sir! The customer is always right. Boss: So, what were you arguing about with that customer? Little Johnny: He said my boss is stupid and an idiot, sir! Boss: That foolish man. What did you say to him? Little Johnny: I told him he’s right.
Daughter: Dad, I have a flat tire! Dad: Can’t you call your husband? Daughter: I tried, he didn’t answer. Dad: Do you have a spare? Daughter: He…
So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in…
Introduction to Agate Burnishers
Paddy calls his wife from the hospital. Paddy says, “Honey, I had an accident at work.” His wife replies, “Oh my God, what happened?” Paddy says, “I…
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm…. ‘I’d like to buy a horth’ he says. What sort of horse?’, said the owner. ‘A female…
Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married. Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?! Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I…