Hello? Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause, daddy say…

The teacher addressed a pupil and asked him: “How many kidneys do we have?” “Four!” the backbencher student says. “Four? Haha.” The teacher was one of those…

My mother always told me,‘Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.’he cops walked up to my car, ‘Would you like…

Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken.When he finally got to the last hotel, he…

An elderly couple is traveling to visit family by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue anddecided to…

A blonde went to the eletronic store and she asked, “How is much is this TV?” The salesman said, “Sorry,we don”t sell to blondes.The next day she…

This young woman ran up to me at the cemetery and said “I need to pass through the cemetery but I’m scared to walk alone.Can you walk…

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks…

A man asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday. “I’d like to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he…