A lady is walking down the street and sees a parrot in the window of a pet store.
She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says to her,
“Hey lady, you are really ugly.”
Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work.
Related Posts
When Flat Tires Meet Flat Responses!
Daughter: Dad, I have a flat tire! Dad: Can’t you call your husband? Daughter: I tried, he didn’t answer. Dad: Do you have a spare? Daughter: He…
You Won’t Believe What This Woman Said About Her Service Dog!
So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in…
8” wooden handle with “16” mark on it and metal portion with glass curved tip.
Introduction to Agate Burnishers
Paddy’s Hilarious “Accident” Call from the Hospital!
Paddy calls his wife from the hospital. Paddy says, “Honey, I had an accident at work.” His wife replies, “Oh my God, what happened?” Paddy says, “I…
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm…
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm…. ‘I’d like to buy a horth’ he says. What sort of horse?’, said the owner. ‘A female…
The 4-Year-Old’s Hilarious Plan to Marry Grandma
Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married. Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?! Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I…