So this farmhand from a very small and remote town…
…decides it would be good to go and learn some modern skills on a big, modern farm.
He was raised in a very basic manner. A lot of modern things like microwaves, refrigerators, etc. were new to him.
When he found a big modern farm he moved there and settled himself in his new room. This room was so much better than his old room back home. He had his own shower, which he’d never even seen before.
Daughter: Dad, I have a flat tire! Dad: Can’t you call your husband? Daughter: I tried, he didn’t answer. Dad: Do you have a spare? Daughter: He…
So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in…
Introduction to Agate Burnishers
Paddy calls his wife from the hospital. Paddy says, “Honey, I had an accident at work.” His wife replies, “Oh my God, what happened?” Paddy says, “I…
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm…. ‘I’d like to buy a horth’ he says. What sort of horse?’, said the owner. ‘A female…
Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married. Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?! Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I…