Pay attention to this date from now on. It’s not an ordinary expiration date. After working for years and years in grocery stores, I see that most people just randomly buy eggs without really noticing this detail
As for me, and I am sure many other people who enjoy eggs, there is a certain level of pleasure in breaking an egg. Whether I am…
Dirty Joke: A married man almost had an affair with another woman
Married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?”…
The Redhead’s Telegram Challenge: Bull or ‘Comfortable’?
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells…
The genie asked, “What’s your first wish?”
The genie asked, “What’s your first wish?” Steve said, “I wish I was rich!” The genie nodded and said, “Done, what’s your second wish?” Rich replied, “I…
The Blonde Handywoman’s Costly Paint Job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door…
The Blind Cowboy’s Wisecrack Dilemma
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake… He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels….
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager’s office
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” the manager asked. “When…
Two young lovers go up to the mountains
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood…
An 81-year-old grandpa walks into a guitar store, picks up one of the guitars, and starts playing to everyone’s amazement
As the grandpa continues to strum, his eyes close, lost in the world of melodies. The sound seems to carry echoes of the past, perhaps echoing tunes…
Three men were hiking through a forest
Three men were hiking through a forest…. Long When they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man…