Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

“Why?” asks the father.

“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ and I said ‘6’”

“But that’s right!”

“Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?’”

“What’s the fucking difference?”

“That’s exactly what I said!”

 

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