WHO IS THIS GUY!!! – Woman Says…

WHO IS THIS GUY!!! – Woman Says…

“Your boyfriend, then?” he continues.

“No, not at all,” she says, nibbling away at his ear.

“Is it your dad or your brother?” he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

“No, no, no! You are so hot when you’re jealous!” she answers.

“Well, who in the hell is he, then?” he demands.

She whispers in his ear: “That’s me before the surgery.”

 

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