When Two Women…

I thought my husband was cheating, so I decided to surprise him by coming home early to catch him.

But when I walked in, he was just sitting alone in the den, watching TV.

First woman: So, what happened next?

Second woman: Convinced there was another woman hiding somewhere, I tore through the house searching. I checked the attic, the basement, every closet, and even under the beds. I was so determined that I wore myself out, collapsed, and died of a heart attack.

First woman: Shame you didn’t think to check the freezer… we’d both still be here.

 

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