no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club.
But the decision is yours.”
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. “
“Who’s that woman with Jim? ” asks the wife. “
“That’s his mistress,” says her husband. “
“Ours is prettier,” she replies.
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