A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants’ zipper undone.

A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants’ zipper undone.

The secretary, unsure how to address it directly, approaches him:

Boss, this morning when you left home, did you close the garage door?

The phrase didn’t have the power to enlighten him, so the guy entered the office a bit puzzled.He sits at his desk, starts working, and notices his zipper undone.

At that moment, he has a revelation regarding the secretary’s words, so he decides to tease her a little. He calls her into his office to bring him coffee and asks:

When you saw the garage door open, did you also see my Jaguar? The secretary, smiling for a moment, replies:

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