Paddy calls his wife from the hospital.
Paddy says, “Honey, I had an accident at work.”
His wife replies, “Oh my God, what happened?”
Paddy says, “I cut off a finger.”
Wife asks, “The whole finger?”
Paddy replies, “No, the one next to it!”
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