Mick and Paddy decide to steal a bus instead of walking home

Two Irishman, Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub after drinking late one night.

Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all that way.”

“I know,” says Paddy, “But we’ve no money for a cab and we’ve missed the last bus home.”

“We could steal a bus from the depot,” Mick suggests.

Related Posts

Snake nest crawling in air conditioner, expert shows how to prevent

Ways to Keep Snakes Out of the Air Conditioner Verify and seal any gaps surrounding the air conditioner, paying particular attention to the areas where the air…

Kelly Ripa & Her Husband Showed Their Bedroom in the NY Home Where They’ll Live ‘Forever’ — Pics

Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos recently opened the doors to their beautifully restored New York City townhouse, sharing a glimpse into how they turned a once-basic space…

HE WOULDNT LEAVE THE CASKET, NOT UNTIL HE COULD SMELL THE TRUTH

The dog hadn’t eaten in four days, they claimed. He ignored every tender attempt to yank him away as he paced and whimpered by the front door…

Stir-Fried Shrimp and Broccoli Recipe

Ingredients: 1 lb (450g) shrimp, peeled and deveined (tails on or off as preferred) 1 head of broccoli, cut into bite-sized florets 1 carrot, thinly sliced (optional…

Neglected tiger cub gets rescued frσm circus, maƙes an incredible recσvery

It is unƙnσwn hσw she ended uρ in such a terrible cσnditiσn, but when Vicƙy Keahey, fσunder σf Texas’ In-Sync Exσtics Wildlife Rescue and Educatiσnal Center, fσund…

I Pranked My Mom with a Fake Tattoo on April Fools’, but Her Honest Reaction Revealed the Biggest Family Secret

“Are you really going through with this?” Jake glanced over, his knuckles white around the steering wheel as we bounced along a stretch of quiet Iowa road….

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *