Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. ‘Now,’ he says, ‘lift your left leg,’ so I asked, ‘What, am I suppose to stand on…. my pee??’” “Exactly,” says the father.
“Alright, I’ll come.” The next day, the boy asks his father “Did you go to the school?” “No, not yet.”
“Don’t bother, I got expelled.” Surprised, the father asks “Why did you get expelled?”
“Well, they summoned me to the principal’s office, and sitting there were the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher.”
“What the bloody hell was the art teacher doing there!?” asks the father.
“That’s what I bloody said!”
