Molly put up her hand and said,

“My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was

fascinating.”

The teacher said,That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not

‘fascinating’.”

Sally raised her hand. She said,

“My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”

The teacher said,

“Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”Little Johnny

raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided …

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big

she can only fasten eight!”

The teacher sat down and cried.