A senior couple decides to try

A senior couple decides to try via***” for the first time ever. They have an incredible night together. In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time.”Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?”He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, l’m not hungry right now. It’s this Via***” he says. “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunchtime, she asks him if he’d like something.How about a bowl of soup. homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?”

He declines. “The Via”*** ” he says, “really trashes my desire for food.” Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. “Would you like a juicy rib-eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?”He declines again. “No?” he says. “it’s got to be the Via***. I’m still not hungry.” “Well.” she says.”Would you mind letting me up? I’m starving!”

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