A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner. DAD: Son, where were you today during school? SON: At school robot slaps son SON: Ok, I went to the movies. DAD:
Which one? SON: Toy Story robot slaps son again SON: Ok, it was A Day with a P**n Star.DAD: WHAT?! When I was your age, I didn’t even know what p*n was. *Robot slaps dad МОМ: HAHA!! After all he is your son, Robot slaps mom
Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married. Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?! Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I…
A businessman got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” He smiled at her and…
In the 1800s and early 1900s, it was customary for wives to kneel before their husbands on December 31st and apologize for any mistakes they made throughout…
In a whimsical turn of events, a man arrives home to discover his wife packing for Las Vegas, divulging that she can earn $500 for tasks she…
A businessman got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” He smiled at her and…
Love corn on the cob but hate boiling it? There’s an easier way that brings out better flavor: use a slow cooker! This method allows the corn…