A man and his wife are at a high school reunion.
The husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.
His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” sighs the husband. “She’s my ex-wife.”
Little Johnny is sitting in class, the teacher is going over vocabulary words. She asks the class to use a word in a sentence. The teacher says…
A guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in…
A 60 year millionaires is getting married. His friends are jealous and one of them ask how he landed such a hot 23 year old blonde beauty……
Mashed potatoes are a staple in our home, enjoyed fervently by both the kids and adults alike, Despite our love for this classic dish, a discovery on…
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers…
Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, “Dad our…