She replied that’s him alright, when we get into bed he is either too tired or he’s got a headache (now where have I heard that before) & I’ve tried still no good.
So the Doc gives her these tablets & tells her to be very careful & tonight around dinner time put one in his drink.
The next day Little Johnny’s wife storms into the Doc’s surgery & throws the tablets at him & Doc says don’t tell me they didn’t work.
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Introduction to Agate Burnishers
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